To: Keets, Office Assistants
From: Parrots, Confidential Assistant to E. Anthony
Re: Performance Evaluation
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It has come to our attention that you're no longer completing all the duties outlined in your job description.
Here are some training tips on helping Erin getting her work done.
Having writing utensils readily available...
Making sure office equipment is functioning.....
Active Listening Skills.....
Alert and ready to jump in at anytime.....
Make sure that you wear your flight suit, Erin doesn't like poop on her office papers, especially when you went "bombs away" on the desk and then walk through it. I heard of a guy that just a few days ago walked through his poop and stepped on the sacred PLANNER....luckily she wasn't looking and Bill...aka Dad was able to wipe it up before she noticed...that guy could have become her new fleather duster...
Now remember, there's always time to have fun, but we need to be working while she's working. We need to keep our jobs, she's the one makes the phone calls for our "squaking"....you know the phone calls we make to dad when he's on the road....Please try to adhere more closely to the job description...Remeber there's always time for playing:
She thinks we're good at playing UNO...I'm actually pooping down her back in this picture!!!
If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask me the second she heads out the door for the office!!!
Best Regards,
The Parrots.
P.S. Please get your "crap" together, or the big boss, Syta, will be in....This girl plays no games!! I've heard that if she's put in another tank with another beta, she can kick some butt...That may only be the males, but I'm not taking my chances....
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